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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
Holly Davidson
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How do snowmen travel around?
By icicle
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Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
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What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!
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What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
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What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
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What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Krisp Kringle!
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Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
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What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
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What's the most popular Christmas wine?
'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'
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What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we'll go places!
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Why was the Brussels sprout sent to prison?
Because it was a repeat offender!
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken
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What's furry and minty?
A polo bear.
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What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrots
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What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
